Nananana Jasman~A Story by amg ash !Jasman used to be a ginger. She hated South Park so much because of "Gingers Don't Have Souls". So, Jasman dyed her hair blonde. She started to attract penguins, watch Cowboy porn, and started learning more about Moppa Season. Moppa Season changed her life. Jasman's real name was Brianna/Skylar Jasmine Lowell. Jasman had a lot of nicknames, such as Skylar, Jasmaster, Jasman [ofc.], Dodo, Jasmino, Geronimo, and Jasly. These were made by her gay a*s friends. Anyways, Jasman kept learning more and more about penguins and how they have sexual intercourse. She made penguin porn, and sold it to lonely old people. Suddenly, penguin porn became wildly popular, so Jasman started to get thousands of money. Jasman made more penguin porn, but she still watched Cowboy porn, which was suggested by one of her friends, Ashley. When the penguins were away, Jasman didn't know what to do. So she dyed her hair back to the way it was. Everyone started looking at her with a look that says, "Oh god. She's hideous. I'd rather see Sabby strip for me than look at that thing." Everyone hated gingers, so they started to stop buying penguin porn from Jasman. Jasman wanted to go to Sabby for help because she attracts hella people with her nudes and stripping on cam. Jasman did, but Sabby killed Jasman when she showed her how to strip and her zit tits. The end. :D
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