the acre test

about a standardized religion test we have to pass to graduate

take your seats. get out a pencil. here is a test on religion.

 

simple enough. read the question, feed them the answer you have been taught to give. pay no mind to personal opinoin, this is objective. fill in enough of the right circles, and you go to heaven. or at least get to graduate. of course catholicism is the only path to true salvation. yes, i believe that the pope is infallible. no, abortion is never okay. lie? you're a sinner. had sex before marriage? you're doomed. gay? there is no hope for you. but we don't judge, and God loves all. follow these laws, accept these teachings, and you will be saved. and isnt that what really matters? as long as you make it, no problem. that's what faith is, right? accepting, without question, what the church says. because, in the end, the world is black and whate, kind of like a scantron filled with test answers