Hey, heartbreaker!

Hey, heartbreaker,

thank you for your attention.

I must have been the loveliest

in the entire population

that you chose to practice

your mastered art on me.

Flirtation 101:

Topic? Treachery.

 

Thank you for your flatteries.

It’s so generous of you

to exaggerate my beauty,

tell me, what else is new?

Drop the lousy lines

a lover has to tell.

In case you haven’t heard,

liars rot in hell.

 

Thank you for your poems,

I said I like them so.

But honey, I was joking.

Did you not even know?

Careless comma splices

and awful spelling errors.

Why are you even one

of world’s published authors?

 

Hey, heartbreaker,

thank you for your lies.

You are a living proof

that devils do disguise.

I could have kicked your balls

to deprive you pleasures in bed.

But see, I’ve always cared for you

so I wrote this poem instead.

Author's Note

*Can't find a good picture of a girl with her head held high in triumph so I used mine. Haha. Thanks for reading. :)

Reviews

[Eddie Davis]

Wow, let 'em have it! Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned! It reminded me of Pat Benatar's 'Heartbreaker'. A nice way to rave and vent.

[Blue]

I usually bottle up my anger inside me but poetry always offer an escape. Thanks, Eddie.