Happily Never Ever After

Are you a romantic

Sitting in an attic

Dreaming about your prince

Kissing your lips

Setting you on his horse

And setting him on his course

Into the sunset

But you want to bet

This never comes true

Think about it

You silly little ditz

When the moon starts to rise

He looks at his prize

And says “you silly girl”

As he starts to prowl

Laying his hands on you

Groping you

Dashing your last hope

Of Happily Ever after

Into Happily Never ever After