The Credits

See below...

(a simple black screen with Florida Georgia Line playing something happy and jamming)

CAST:

Jesus - Ted from Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey, and also the lead character of The Matrix, Keanu Reeves

Jesus' number one true love - Emma Lahana, Yellow Power Ranger from Dino Rock Power Rangers

Muhammad - from Zorro, Antonio Bandaras

Kiera Knightly - sex slave of Jesus and herself, another sex slave of Jesus, hahah on that thing!

CREW:

Any Job Would Do - Stuck with "house gigalo" - The Legendary Hesus

Director - Oliver Stone

Executive Producer - George Lucas (please finish Star Wars, the 9 episodes and also FOREVER!)

(I expect this to be the blockbuster of Hollywood so far!  Budget - a few billion would do!)

(This is going to go all wrong.  Neurotic movie that just jumps around to different scenes too quickly SIGN:YES.)

(At least half of perhaps 9 hours of movie should probably be good advice and somebody talking about it.  RIght?!?!? RIght!  It is that complicated!)