CIA Document, Revolutionary New Skis....

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We have another project for the defense industry.  What do we do for fun?  Too slow.  I already told you that I ski.  That means you *all* have to ski as well.  That is what we do for fun.

So, we need a new ski designed for trick skiing.  I was not a fan of the new parabola skis or whatever they are that make slow down easier.  It was easy enough, and they are probably pretty slow.  Just not the bomb to increase your drag unless you:

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The front one is where it bends up, and the second one is for tricks.  Rounded on the weird things sticking out.  And, they also, the second ones where flat, help you grab the snow to push harder and gain speed faster going uphill or if you need speed on flat of downhill, like to get started..  I think you will like them.