Q & A

Court from my country is in session...

Q: Why do you call yourself Christian if you don't like Jesus?

Q: Why do you say that Jesus is the false prophet?

Q: Why don't you ask your people who to hire to secure the world so well?

Q: Why does my jock strap itch so much?

NOTE: This could be common sense.  People I talk to seem to appreciate me and think I am Jesus.  Maybe my picture that says "angel" more than any other and also seems to mean "When you get to me you will get a stern lecture" will help, but they have that.  That is what they use to get gay men to attack me, I guess.  Kudos to me for that!

EDITOR'S LATER NOTE:

Q One Side of the Mouth: Do you trust Jesus?

Q Other Side of the Mouth: Who is the biggest a*****e you know?

EDITOR'S LATER NOTE:

Q Why do you bomb cities until they are mostly rubble?

Q Other Side of the Mouth:  Why do you hate terrorism?