Since You Can't Do Anything Right Germany... (they even violate their sitzkrieg, b******s!)

See below...

Fixing some magic:

(since you can't do anything right)

1) Because you can't do anything right, do something wrong, magic

  a) Push way too much at least on skills with all magic

  b) Push way too much at least on getting through anything

  c) Push way too much at least on getting though counter-magic

  d) Push way too much at least on getting through time

2) And, be ready to accept skills that build on you from your spells working and multiply!  Especially multiply!

EDITOR'S LATER NOTE:

If you can't do anything right, Germany, do something wrong.  Are you ready to cast the spells that matter.  Push on speed and go for depth in magic, a weak approach for magic.  Are you ready to be a superpower instead of a bunch of total f*****s arguing about what the lying computers say about what I don't need in Germany.  Go with the wind my partial brothers, 25 percent

'> See this  Born of everything that is war, basically.  Or, so it seems.

EDITOR'S NOTE:  Generally, you go ahead and do depth with magic, more variety, but weak magic of impure speed development, you get weaker magic.  but, you could just do what you believe in for Germany's future and past and also for reality and go that awesome.

1) Death.  Probably, a mind control thing (well, brain) and beating oneself to death longer if evil and stopping crime in particular, and you can join That Which Came After Evil if you say that you are in.  Just a good group and no time for story, now.  Just that power is what you get: brain control.  just because it did not work here does not mean it does not work in reality.  Bet here.

Also, death by stopping the body processes that are life.

2) teleports, especially teleports to Germany bringing true loves

3) Charity, especially houses that have English taught like I speak it (no more complicated, please) by pictures and right and wrong and also magic and magic talk and about no more as encoding takes power away from the spell.  That will do.

4) Power production, and be open to energy coming forth (more magic power inherently) when you cast a spell that works.

Word.  I guess you are ready enough.  What else u gotta do?

What's a matta you, Germany?  You are so weak, and I am so popular there.  Got to get it from Jesus.  Fine.  I give you power from me by my spoken word (try 1-2 army attack bonus) for what?  Just ten minutes.  And, you call?

Later Note:

It will save you, Germany, and so many lives of your troops that were at least trying to get Angela Merkel on television.  Ten minutes to the second even microsecond from when this posts.  Go on television and ask for help.  We need you, and you were helped.  But, still you say...

EDITOR'S LATER NOTE:

Since you only got me two smurfs for this mission, "Dopey Smurf" and "Not So Smurfy Smurf," I grant you ten minutes of my time and you are on 9.  Get on the phone, b***h!  Don't complain to me if Earth does not get its true loves for all of eternity if you can't do this.  Get on every radio and every television and every phone and computer and let the German people decide this.

From that time we conclude... Granted.  no more... 9...

4 MINUTE WARNING NEW NOTE:

You have four minutes left, and in some ways that is about perfect.  Don't forget, Wonderful, that you need to follow up when you can.  Take care of emergencies first and know that people will listen to you around the world.  I was right to say that you get a commendation from me.  That is all.  Thanks.