NEWS RELEASE: The F-35 Lightning Like the Raptor Is a Total P***y Airplane!

NEWS RELEASE: The F-35 Lightning Like the Raptor Is a Total P***y Airplane!

So, what are the problems with the so-called 5th generation (5?) fighter, the MACH 1.6 (problem slow) F-35.  At 125 million a piece, it is too expensive as well...  Calling that a 5th generation instead of a 3rd generation is another problem.

What happened to the Harrier?  Isnt' that a better airplane, another problem.  

Why use one fan to land instead of five around it as well in case it has problems and for stability?  Eitehr or but both usually make the landing.  Just one fan area?  Try some in the front and back and on the wings.  A good distribution of flight.

Lastly, the F-35 should not have a "p***y hatch."  If you are going more than MACH 2 (.1?) you can expect to rip off your p***y hatch, where the airplane feeds the fan, I guess.  Who builds a p***y hatch?

EDITOR'S LATER NOTE:  If there is another problem with the F-35, it is probably that it only has one engine making it slow and not capable of returning to base if the engine dies instead of two engines, regulation.

So, don't buy too many pussythings.

And, watch out for the helmet from hell that they use with the F-35.  It is NOT the bomb!

EDITOR'S NOTE:  The F-16 while having one engine shows some promise, I think, at 25 million like the bomb F-15, our air superiority fighter for a few years, maybe.  How many did we buy of what piece of s**t?  The F-16 could be more bomb with two engines and shows promise for this.

Who keeps doing this to me?

If there is another problem with the Raptor helmet besides being bulky, ugly, and unrefined, it is that it does not allow you to look behind you with a neck move.  Does it or does it not?  It looks too big to move around in a cockpit, and you need to check your a*s for bogeys.

A problem child I guess.  The F-35 Lightning, and maybe some day soon people will be interested in buying my s**t instead of that s**t?  What a load of crap!