But, NO! Wait A MINUTE!

But, NO!  Wait A MINUTE!

Q:  "Do we really pet animals?"

A:  "No.  Do you want to get your leg humped, too?  What animal is jacking off to your petting them.  They seem honest, but..."

Q:  "Does he have sex?  He has children."

A:  "Well, we assume all straight men have sex.  And, he has a woman.  And, children?  I don't understand.  Could be a turkey baster or artificial insemination or a clone.  What is your meaning, and why are you a a meanie?"

Q:  "Should I wear....?"

A:  "Baggy clothes?  Yes.  Otherwise, I don't get you meaning.  What makes you want to be pictured like that?  In my wet dreams?"

EDITOR'S LATER NOTE:

Q:  "Does the news talk to just (pretty much) full adults and get their informed consent, that they probably don't want  to be on the news warned consent?"

A:  "Of course, you know they do.  Who would do that, and who would reject Jesus for being news?  What other news since 0 A.D. was there besides Muhammad coming and the Quran?"

Q:  "What should I do with this house?"

A:  "Sell it like you sold your a*s, b*****s!"

Note... I expect a lot of clean pictures on the Internet and some decorum soon, and please take care of your extended family, everybody!