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What is wrong with this:

"Hey, dude, I have a job for you.  Actually, I have a few of them.  The most important thing is to weed the back yard.  That is why I want it to be done first, because it is most important:

"2) Do the dishes

'3) Wash the car, and

'4) Do the laundry.

"Just come over and get started right away.  I will pay you ten times what I normally pay you.  I just got a bonus, and I want to get some work done and time is a wasting!"

"When you get here, the laundry should be put into the washer as available.  Just, right when you walk in the door, make sure to put the laundry in the washing machine first."

"Oh, I have another call.  Just leave now!  Can you do this?"

"Yes."

"Good.  I will give you half of the money when you get here: cash.  That's a/the rule."

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Don't read this if you have not guessed as to what is wrong there and put your best guess into a comment, probably.

I think this was a setup SIGN:YES that is annoying for mind control.  At the beginning, there was a different first task than the end.  How could both be true, that first you have to.  You will probably remember the second one instead of the important one, another problem.  How could that be important?"

There is "I need your help" from double first and subconcious pressure on the person to take further mind control, perhaps to have sex with you outside their relationship?

That is so uncool if used wrongly.  There.  You win!