PSYCHIATRY TODAY!

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1) Oh, well.  I admit it!  I am a smoker, and when I don't have a smoke or soon won't, I get nervous, something that might be called "anxiety."  That's likely the story for smoking generally.  If you want to be bold, you could use Serax (lighter) or Ativan (great and nice woozy feeling for sleep) to relieve the pressure of not smoking for indigent people or people who are incarcerated.  This might help the few people who can afford smokes to quit smoking.  Some help with withdrawal.

I also note that without smokes, doesn't everybody kind of lose it in the loony bin?  That could be viewed as many things and probably often is.  So...

2)  I am calling Depakote (too many side effects and funky chemicals made from it) a poison that does mood stabilization.  Good guess.  Who wants to poison them, and doesn't 2.5 small Depakote pretty much max out mood stabilization?  Try instead Xyprexa that maxes out at about 1.5, perhaps a guess.  Most people don't have erratic mood (see personality as a whole) unless there is something else wrong like real world conditions SIGN:YES of being child molested or something like that?  No job.  No true love and getting to be not so pretty.  What's that view?

3) Since I have to say every little thing, try lithium (perhaps a guess) for manic depression.  Up and down and erratically so and also too extreme quite likely.  Ah, so!  Something else might do, but what to say about that?  That's the definition of manic depression, a term I like better than bipolar 1 or 2 whichever one is used now.  That reminds me and keeps me from making mistakes. 

4) In also blatantly obvious, why use more than Lithium for bipolar such as a mood stabilizer?  Why crimp somebody from feel love (or anything else) to deal with something that is the gist of what I said in bipolar?

5) Damn you!  Damn you!  Damn you!