My MicroSoft Office...

See below...

MUSIC: YEAH!  (They found my home at Microsoft, the "home base.")

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What did you find at the home base that you believe to be true and were bold enough to study given the rumored or actual people that could have been doing such things and saying such things?  Sheer terror is what you found, right?

Welcome to my house.  Sit and spin, MS terrorist support cell.  How many times did you come to my house as published there at the Legions of Evil Home Base by me?  Just a little too scary for you?

I have a joke for you: "Boo!"  Did you get it?  I did!  you are the joke, and you are scared!

Ah, so!  Why were you reading my personal email at Outlook, and why don't you let me get email any more?  You can't provide a service to the community, yet?  SIGN:YES/CORRECT/NO SERVICE.

Ah, so!  Ah, so again!