TOMBSTONE FOR SCWHAGLORD....

See below...

"Here lies Schwaglord."

"His a*s was mine!"

EDITOR'S NOTE: You must be tired.  You don't get it?  What do you think I said about his a*s?  Not that I killed him, sickos!  Who would kill such a man.  I just meant that I even let him have my original a*s on this body in a magical transplant, and now I have a brand new one that is tight as...

Laugh, damn you!  That's a good tombstone!

EDITOR'S LATER GRATIUTOUS ADVERTISEMENT, UNSOLICITED:

"What do you want on your Tombstone?"

"Just pepperoni like always and slightly more cooked than golden brown with light brown selected.  You always make them that way from Kroger, and I like them that way.  Find me a Tombstone, and it better be on sale.  P.S.  You're delicious, too!"