A Programming Lesson in BasicLOGOaspwannabewithjavascripttoo (maybe)

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EDITOR'S LATER NOTE:

A joke from the afterlife just now, I guess, "Of course, the enemy has their really dope s**t, the CGI and the CSS, on their Intranet."  Wish I could go there and be a part of such a mystery and wonder!

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(table start process for 1 to 6 <% an evil number for an evil man%> table one time total and tablerow once as well and table spacing equals 3 and border equals 6 for table elements and color of border === white

   Table element 1 "About Us" type equals link

   Table element 2 "Contact Us" type equals link

   Table element 3 "Emergency Contact Information" type equals link

   Table element 4 "Who We Are" type equals link

   Table element 5 "What We Need From You" type equals link

   Table element 6 "Other" type equals link

All menu items are font Arial and size 14 point and 

= 3 and cellpadding = 3>

  draw a table with 5 columns and rows as needed in following command>

    draw until rows === 42 and do

       line = line number and print in table space = "I am the best person!" font face for all = arial <% and f*g factor is no doubt equal to my faggy whatever thing %>  boldlikething equals special and font size === 11 point

Line 100: goto Line 100 and repeat and state each time, "F**k you HansJizzy!" font = arial and font size = 12 point

EDITOR'S NOTE AT THE TIME:  It did what I wanted, make a page that could be a website pretty much.  You just use the number of table elements to put in your pictures and on the bottom a title, your Torch Music thing.

I am hurt.  The award was MOST EFFICIENT CODE EVER FOUND BY A PERSON ON EARTH

I am hopeful of this.  I hope you know ASP, HTML, Logo, Basic, and natural language programming done well.  Word!  Or, your Torch home page thing could look like this source from Torch browser view source, a way to get that code you need or how to what was that one?  some hm...  Still popular with my university now that it is pretty fast and music selections are good taste review.

So far, the language only POLICY is that it looks like and uses logo, basic, javascript, asp, html, css, and WhatsIt.  But, it has a rule that all comments must be ASP (no doubt to save your comments from being used by somebody without server privileges or so you hope that they are locked out)...

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damn this.  Faulting me on only about 5 links that don't show that code at:

torch://music/#!artist/17832760

so, it had a bug.  "Menu table background color === black and type equals small rounded corners"

Did that do it?  An experiment in love?

code I see.............

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	id="logo_link" href="#!">Listen to Free Music Online
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editor's later note.  HELPfiles2 "fire" means to "run" like a program or something, dude.  Here!  Have another hit man.  I do them bong hits for you because you my best homey ever.  Word!

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editor's later note.  HELPfiles2 default background color for type is white and background is black

Was that a bug or did I mean that.  Well, I won't tell.  But, if it bongs on you!

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editor's later note.  HELPfiles3 <% warning, this could be a style thing that went semi-binding %> 

All references such as variable names and function name shall be placed in double quotes if you want to put them in your bong and smoke them or not... either way...  That is the only right way?

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editor's later note.  headsite honor for this one

Helpful, hopeful, theory that could help, re number === 4

Programs and procedures should probably be basic names like "MyFunction" or "My Function" 

Foo could be a variable of type integer with "IntFoo" being its name!

Take it away kids before I:

fire "f**k the damned world nuclear strike"

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So, the kids were ready to play.  I have more commenting on this bold new thing.

1   But, I forgot how to say.  "Did you try to say it another way?"

2  "VarIntMyVariable" is a possible way to say this variable

3  "MyVariable" value of previous string statement === 11 <% "This one goes to 11!" %>

4 50 buck I pay for your b***h a*s, InternetFoolishModel5, and what do you do but screw me with errors and a confusion as to what is my machine?  Put out, b***h, or get out!  You've been "pogo"ed like the chicks on "Married With Children"

Seems safe and fun and interesting, and don't expect a compiler or runtime environment (what was the difference, again?) to crunch any code you write.  It has its reasons!

Play ball!

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With the your machine my machine issues, the duty of the professor is to try to get the compiler to work on the whatever it is, the program if you will, and a laptop on the front desk or podium is a mess.  "Well, I thought that would work.  I thought I was supporting it.  Are you sure the error isn't over there?  I could try again."

<% "And, I am out of here!" %>

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Two ratings by music: "Heineken" and "Dom Perignon."  What else would I be doing for a language and additional help in about 2.5 hours, maybe?  You saw it live.  Just dicking around, and I need languages that dick you, too.  That's the bomb!

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Maybe this will get me into the news, right?  The most advanced and compact language is invented live on Writer's Cafe.

If you are bored, start writing the "library functions" like Python and try to keep it neat, clean, wanted and logical!  Who wants to do data validation functions that are something like one short line long?  That's the bomb!

Let's try to get in the news with the programming done before the news and the reviews of this fine hunk of s**t language that I also think is inspiring me to want to program again, but what to program?

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I will play some.  It is assumed for default bgcolor = "black" and pencolor = "white"...

set pencolor = "red"

set table 1*1 to left margin and top margin justify

print to table before specified graphics value font = arial and content = "Hello, world!"

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and if I err....

Well, total screen is set to resolution, right. 

Line 0

       Box to come is set to "Screen Height" 50% and "Screen Width" 50%

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sorry.