INTERNATIONAL ALERT: GLOBAL CLIMATE CHANGE BY MAGIC!

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I may have added Oxygen to the environment by creation of them as well as reduced methane and CO2 to heal us from Global Warming.  Wasn't this a cool and rainy year with fresh air?

Also, I am trying to fill the hole in the Ozone layer as we speak. It seemed to go.

When will the news cover the news?  I heard nothing about how more epic storms were not happening and how the global gas content of the world seems to have changed.

Anything to slow down my progress and prevent me from bringing good standards of review to the world.  Fine!  I work alone, a*****e news!

And, I lost my letter to the Associated Press.  I may be able to get into local news, but I only have so much time to take such rejection.

Why did the United Nations not return my call?  I asked to be a non-observer state.  That is a boo rule that only Palestine and I asked, and I can't use the United Nations to get more people magic they want and recognition of what is actually the world.  More sucky United nations, and less than half of the time on the better side of the war?  You suck!

I am sick of this Security Council and demand that it possibly be dissolved.  Why do the winners of world war II do most of international law when maybe it should be me and most of it disbanded.

Ukraine, I assume you mean that you don't want to be NATO, right?  Sort of bound to go to war with any nation attacked, and now that includes terrorism?  Hm....  EU sounds good, but NATO in principle that you are part of Western Europe and like those people seems to be what you are.  Don't get fucked!

I don't want a whole lot of international laws on my country, and I don't need to be dicked by the Security Council!