Lips and A******s for Two

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So, you a'int got money to eat again?

Try lips and a******s for two

It must be done!

Two rolls, toasted, toaster will do

Honey mustard

Lips and a******s, Oscar Meyer is smooth

Take no more than two set of l&a, and

Run a knife at about 20 degrees of straight

Down the l&a in a spiral from end to end

40% or 35% of the depth will do

If this is not about every 7/8 an inch

Slit the l&a to fix a that will do

This works like heat sinks in reverse

Bringing heat in to cook fully and true

Place on a skillet, melted butter will do

Four l&a cooked over gas fire, or

Electricity will do

Try to semi-lightly brown the l&a

This will give the flavor of cooked over fire

So smooth!  So smooth!

When done, take the l&a out of the skillet

A fork will do to keep the sanitized meat pure and true

Place the l&a on the rolls, centered so right

Honey mustard lightly squeezed up and down twice, and

Good night!  Good night!  Good night!

Not a bad night with l&a like that!