Skool for Psychiatrists, a Ghetto View...

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So, I thought I would go to skool

I live in the ghetto

I want to be a psychiatrist

I want to help

I don't have money for long skool

So, I thought I would go with ghetto skool for psychiatrists

HOUR ONE:

Things your learned at or before kindergarten revisited

This is my hand

This is my foot

This is a toe

This is my head

Let's play hangman for fifteen minutes

HOUR TWO THROUGH FOUR:

You need a speciality

Try psychiatry of terrorism

We see it as sleep problems (2 hours) and anxiety (2 hours)

This also seems to be in Israel since 1970's and airlines besides 9/11 world terrorism effect

We see a theory as possible of

  1) Anxiety, well known and studied, see propanalol, Serax, Ativan, Valim (also "for your neves") and Xanax for standard body chemistry

 ,   a) Can cause problems with sleep

        1) Try for sleep problems for three hours rest Ambien with too many side effects (we guess: who does not like Xanax and why is that not allowed, I guess?  The mind staggers), Xanax and 1-3.5 or see me pills, generics will do, and LUnesta 2, 3, 4,  choose wisely and more helps sleep through the night and a nap SHOULD DO but DOES NOT UNDER LAW I guess...  Benadryll or non-presciption helps a little, and Atarax helps you if sissy drugs or otherwise, but did they check if also have anxiety or light anxiety, like a little nevers problem or jumpy?

  2) Fear, try psychoanalysis and explantion that terrorism seems to be through; we don't hear of three bombings of about 200 people a day any more

  3) Society of subjegation and domnination:  people being bossy and people just taking orders as well as other than the CIA people fighting as to who is in control and no liking a lack of power   people not speeding any more because of 9/11 culture will do, perhaps

  4) (WHEN ASKING IN MYSELF OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT FOR NUMBER FOUR, I GOT THIS WHICH SEEMS TO SAY IT IS TRUE) Repleteness...  we want the best jobs (not me) highest wages and best schools and houses for ourselves and kids...  lots of luxuaries will also do

So, you are into sleep and also anxiety as specialities, and looking towards general acceptance; what do your case studies as full adults say with their consent for a demographics-based anonymous or general survey and case studies...

HOUR 4-6.5:  General how the body works thing...  So, you get a list of things that have meaning like muscles moves the body and also bones give it form and skin covers it.

Also, the stomach is connected to the mouth and digests food..

Some cellular information like neurons are the nervous system that thinks and controls the body

Some how the cell works like how a single cell becomes a baby and throws in (for free) how to stop the baby from being conceived, and the mitrochondria give the cells power and the DNA encodes our plan

HOUR 6.5-7:  Soul personality could help the theory, and magic can change this; try no personality at all; some personalities that might help like magic says the perfect true love as possible for the true love, or good or evil eternal sex toys for me or you; sex or kisses brought alive and what might be a personality there...

HOUR: 7-8: Drugs that have been seen to work for humans, a laundry list of general body psychiatric and full body compliance with standard body chemistry, as well as some alternative theory that is at the time

There!   What questions did you have from this fine class instead of advanced degree after 4 years of bullshit you learn later if you are a psychology major or pre-med?