CIA AND MOSSAD TELEPORT TRAINING, TELEPORT TROOPS

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Who wants to train to be a teleport troop?  Are you ready to go?  Do you have your purse or wallet on you, and hopefully your passport unless you have support from the government, only the top few people.   

Alright.  So, I will try to teleport you to the person you need to see, or you can teleport to the airport here where it is clear with two suitcases of cash and clothes and toiletries with a backpack with some cash (try not to flash the cash), and please specify if you want a few guns and ammunition in the backpack and the bags where they come out easy, the spy bags.  Open the suitcase that rolls, and they are there.  In the backpack, there are instructions as to what you are to talk to so and so about, and also true love information for both of you.  If you have any questions, there is a new computer in the suitcase to use the Internet as well as a cell phone that is connected in a fake name to a evil company.  Also, there are notes in the backpack.

So, who wants to go on this trip, a one way trip.  You need to allow yourself to be standing for about 20-30 minutes.  Although I get about 3-4 hours for a spell, since it is inconvenient, I want to go with 20-30 minutes for a teleport.  Hopefully, somebody comes to town to see me.

You should have, if you come to see me, interception coordinates as to where I will be when we meet, and also how to get a cab or a rental car.  If you want something with you in addition, have it on you or in your hands.  I suggest about 5 9mm pistols as this is a dangerous city.

You need to try to make your soul light for teleport, I think.  I believe this helps.  You want to make the teleport and are ready at all times and hoping for it.  I will see what I can do with this, and if too many of you come here with money (expect at least one or two million USD), we will have to meet as a group like at a stadium.

So, let's give this a try.  Remember to share the true love information soon, and you probably want your cell phone.  Also, let me know if it is alright to set up your computer with your files from there or home computer.  Got it?

Reviews

[Davidgeo]

I'm down bruh... you said you need to set up some files on my computer? No prob bob... I got an original of my birth certificate, my passport, hey! You probably need the deed to my house right? To verify the data transfer coordinates to the sould lightening rally at the bowling alley or stadium whatever? Right? YOu need that stuff... so, I'll just teleport all that to your underwear and toilet right now.

For real though, your writing style is a little herky jerky, you might want to tighten your s**t p***y up on that one friend-o. A+ on the concept though, everybody needs to get in on this teleporting scam...um... I meant true love herpes bonanza or Church or rape closet whatever you said it was. Teleporting!!! Oh yeah... money in the bank baby,

[The Archangel Gabriel]

I don't need your sarcasm. You read a message to other people, people at the CIA and Mossad, as meaning you? You would be lucky to have me put files on your computer to make it more safe and usable.

I did not offer to do this to you. Please keep your audience straight.

Thank you for the honest criticism of my work. True. I could use making my work less jerky and tightening it up. Very true.

And, everybody needs to get in on teleporting? I think it would help. Worlds could be saved by teleporting informed people from the afterlife to the world before the people created there or who occupy bodies show up.

Whatever, "friend-o." Keep the faith, and keep reading if you can. Sorry that so many of these articles were hastily drafted. You have to read and think for yourself. Please do not continue to write offensive comments to me. You are entitled to your opinion on my sanity. Very well.

Well enough met.

[Davidgeo]

I was being completely serious. Why won't you take me seriously!!! IT's not like I'm saying crazy things!!! Am I?

[Davidgeo]

Also... I'm Batman!!!! Don't tell anyone though.... for real, I'm Batman!!!!