Just Say No! (to NATO)

See below...

I applied to the UN, 

and I think that means NATO as well!

I have not heard back!

There was a problem, once!

Somebody had too many alliances,

The Triple Dick Cheese was one,

and the other one was Sex Is me!

What happened?

Somebody shot Franz Ferdinand, the heir to the Austrian throne

A politically motivated act, I guess,

Free part of Austria?  A motive?

World War I is what the alliances said,

But the people could have said "No way!"

The Triple Male Smegma as they became over WW I

Seems to have won the war as there was an agreement no more WW I!

The Germans said they lost with Butt F**k being a distant second place

That's what I think of NATO, 

and if just asking to join the UN means the Security Council will review you

BEFORE the General Assembly,

That's what I think of the UN, too!

Fuckers!