A New IQ Test in the Making...

See below...

From my email files.  Still working on going that a*****e on multiple choice exams, what can be graded automatically and taught by video or text on the Interenet!

EXAMINATION FOLLOWS:

What does this test say?

1) What is the color of the sky, most commonly?

  Blue (right)

  Grey (not usually stormy)

  Black (not usually night)

  Green (just no!) or

  Orange (who the f**k are you?)

2) What are the two generally accepted genders for humanity?

  Male and female (right)

  Androgenous and female (no, because of Andro.)

  Androgenous and male  (no, because of Andro.)

  Pip and squeak  (just no!)

  Express a view (well, that is only one)

3) What is the correct assessment of genetics for eyes as we understand it now?

  BrBr X BrBl Could be in child BlBl (no, no parent with blue)

  BrBl X BlBl could be in child BrBr (no, there is no brown in either parent)

  BlBl * BlBl must be child BlBl unless weird and green is answer (yes, correct answer)
  BrBl * BrBl is 50% chance of child BrBr (no, that would be 25%)

4) What are the two favorite gifts for women on Valentine's Day?

  Dinner and a movie (these are not gift but activities and could be in trouble ,here, but probalby sex instead of movie and dinner is good guess)

  A computer game and chocolate (could be soon!  See me soon!)

  Chocolate and flowers (probably, answer yes)

  Chocolate and lingerie (probably not, answer no)

  Lingerie and also men (most women are me only girls)

5) What is a soul personality?

  A way to  make a soul have mind control

  The propensity for a personality to arise from a person based upon the birth spell or a change thereto

  A personality that a person will be

  first and second answer

  first and third answer

6) Who is the most recent political philosopher of major importance?

  Aristotle

  Socrates

  Kant

  John Stuart Mill

  Rawls  (yes)

7) You drink from a

  Bowl

  Spoon

  Fork

  Plate

  Cup (yes)

8) People eat most often on the:

  Dining room table

  Coffee table in the living room or family room

  The kitchen counter

  The kitchen table or living space table (yes, they are poor!  This test sucks!  I guess on this and have no evidence!)

  The floor  (no!)

9) The most useful thing to have at school is a:

  Notebook

  I Pod (too slow)

  Computer (yes)

  Text book (only one class)

  That view (what?)

10) The most common sandwich at school is:

  Ham and cheese (gross without refrideration, I note!)

  Cheese

  Roast beef

  Peanut butter and jelly (yes)

  Hot ham and cheese

11) The most common place to find a computer is:

  The dining room table

  The floor

  A wardrobe on the shelf

  A desk (yes!)

That is enough of your time, and this test is too easy and also divine!

If I have not seen you in some time, greetings.  Thanks for playing this game!