What's Wrong with This World, a first stab at a top ten list!

What's Wrong with This World, a first stab at a top ten list!

1) 9/11 is still happening.  The "collateral damage" that they allow because of 9/11.

2) We do not have magic and magic talk in the news.

3) Computers work SOMETIMES, but JUDGES AND JURIES say they work ALL THE TIME BECAUSE THEY WORK MORE OFTEN THAN NOT.  Interesting.

5) I did not build your last computer for you, a personal thing.

7) You got totally screwed on your last drugs deal; I have proof!

8) There was no number six in this list for you to fix with your trillions of dollars.

9) They don't tell us how many people get caught in disturbing "accidents by pilot error" in their 9/11 thing, and

10) Not enough people viewed "Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey" and "Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure."

What do you thing of my list off the top of my head?  What are your lists of things wrong about this world about?

EDITOR'S NOTE:

What's on your top ten problems with the world list?

11) This list did not fufill the mission of 9/11, to have 10 things on this list.

12) Your mother's b***s!  They went so wrong!

EDITOR'S NOTE:

13) They might have had decompilers back in 2004 and security vulnerabilities at YOUR HOUSE.

14) Un13.  No, that was right, so right.  Reverse that and put it on this list!  Make it so!

So, what you're not saying is....

Editor's Late Note:

15) So many pilots stopped by to tell their stories: they disappear in thin air, and their governments won't tell yuou.  9/11 Again!  But, they stop by to bomb land and sonic BOOM appopriate places.  Party at your house!