Lord and Master of All Evil...

Lord and Master of All Evil...

Listen, not mind control.  I can help you, evil.  I can say you are under arrest of my country, home incarceration.  Then, they have to argue with me about whether you were good or evil.  I do both in home incarceration in my dreams!  I don't have any money, but this could help.  I am a big fan of living with some evil!

Ingrates!  Why didn't you come to me for help until everybody needs it at the same time, I guess?  Can't you bring a little money so I can get something to eat?  That would have you already on my good list.  People I owe favors to; I am much like you.  Evil and good did not come over, and few have a good reason why not.  

You got help from me, and I expect nothing of that.  Freely given, and nothing oweed.  But, I could use money.  And, Writer's Cafe wrfiters could use money.  You just come to us when you are desperate and want the world from us.  That was so rude to just attack us before and expect stuff later.  We are simple people with simple lives.  Be glad you got any support like our taxes and tips.  This was such a horrible job of policing with the police not believing the victim that there was a crime: she or he was high on drugs and does not know or just going off on you because they are high.  So, the hurt person gets hurt too much from the police in addition to their hurt from before.

Let's not dwell on the past; I don't want to hurt like this!  Hakuna matata!  (The Lion King will teach you the meaning of this.)  Le't build a beautfuil future togeter.

I think places I helped will have modest funds of billions for me that I want mostly in charity and people getting the security who are a target already.  I don't see more more money than that except America.  Any questions/  Just need a friend, a headsite honor....