Forks

It's a silly poem about how awesome forks are! Not to be confused with towels (for all the hitchhiker fans out there)

Never forget your fork,
Whether you travel through land or sea.
A fork is useful in more ways than you can see.
You could bring a spoon
but not much good that would do
when fighting a marble skinned rasue.
Of course you could bring a knife
and spear your monsters left and right
But what would happen at dinner that night?

Therefore always bring a fork
whether in the space caverns of Betelgeuse
Or in the far away sea ports at mer-cruse.
A fork, so perfect,
metal, evenly sponged and strong,
Will always play the finest tune no matter the song.
If you should find yourself stuck
and needing to fix a machine
a fork, of course, is the quickest means.

The uses of a fork,
they never end.
So learn, explore, alone,
Or maybe with friend.
But always with a fork!

Author's Note

I was just kind of being silly. I hope you guys liked it ^_^ Were the made up words too much?

Reviews

[Stan]

Fun and very creative.

[Imara]

Thanks

[Sami Khalil]

A fun write...:)

[Imara]

Thank you ^^

[Sami Khalil]

You are welcome...:)

[Ayvid N]

I loved the poem. It is very originally and creatively written. Much harder work than writing on something serious. It was a greatly entertaining read. Now I'll look at forks with new eyes and treat my forks with more care... :)

Thanks a lot Imara!

[Imara]

Oh thank you for your kind review! I'm so glad that so you liked it ^_^

[Frieda P]

I love the silliness of this one, sometimes we just have to go where the muse takes us, delightful read with coffee, no fork needed, might I suggest a spork, in case you have soup?! ;-)

[Imara]

Ah yes the spork controversy...to that I say to hell with utensils and go caveman! Slurrp! Hahaha I'm glad you liked it. Thank you so much for the review.

[Frieda P]

Ha, my pleasure, I love fun reads like this....!

[Nightingale]

You say it's about forks, but it could apply to so many different things, even if you didn't mean it that way.

I enjoyed it! It was quite amusing. :) And nice contrast to how almost everything on here is highly depressing.

[Imara]

Thank you so much! And yes it could be applied to other things, like towels ;)

Haha yes, we all need a breather every now and again from such serious things :)

[jacob erin-cilberto]

i find this hysterical...because i kept thinking of More Letters from a Nut by Ted Nancy...
the first letter in the book is to the Good Cook Dinner Fork company..and is about how much Ted loves his fork.

[Imara]

Haha I will have to read that! Thank you for the review

[zainul]

Forkpedia!
Wonderful write

[Imara]

Thank you!

[zainul]

You are most welcome :)

[Marie]

I always think of the spoon as being the most useful utensil, but you make me see forks in a different way.

[Imara]

Haha I'm glad I could shine some light on forks and how cool they are for you ^^ spoons are pretty cool too