Pompous A*****e.

Just a fun diddly about that one guy who always thinks he's cool enough to get in your pants. Every girl know's what I'm talking about.

You tend to do this all the time.

You're nothing but a bouncer.

You bounce from girl to girl.

You're only looking just to pounce her.

 

Well let me tell you something,

Yeah, I've got news for you.

For a second, turn your 'swag' off.

I'm gonna tell you what to do.

 

Next time you see me,

Please don't even talk.

Cuz, gosh, everyone knows

How you can walk the walk.

 

Yeah, you're just too cool.

With your super swagger clique.

It's really super duper cute

How you think we love your ...stick.

 

Ahh, but you're the best, right?

Honey, you're only scum.

You make me want to laugh

With your tiny pimp hand thumbs.

 

This is for the womanizers.

You're just a piece of crap.

You're flunking out of school

Cuz life is a Weezy rap.

 

Hah, let me rephrase it just for you.

We can make it nice and clear.

If you want a girl to look your way,

Try being a tad sincere.

 

Life is not about the a*s.

That's why you fail at it.

No girl wants your arrogance.

You're not even legitimate.

 

Maybe someone told you how cool you are.

That's probably the reason.

Go back home to mommy and daddy,

Cuz you're hunting out of season.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Reviews

[Workingonit!!]

Hahaha.. loved, loved, loved this!!! Made my night and wouldn't it be nice if this behaviour could become "out of season" all year round in every year. You have such great rhythm and rhyme.. and I would LOVE to see some of these words in a song.. this was so lyrical. If you're not writing music you definitely should!!! We need music in the world that maybe slaps back that bad behaviour.. you found a cool way to do it!