at number two

between one and 3

white house press secretary karoline leavitt

drum roll please!

bring on the trumpet blowers!

our number 2 numero dos

almost above all else 

still less than number 1

asshat

piece of s**t

ambassador of unworthiness

in her hallowed hall

press be damned

a true sorority b***h if there ever was 

an animated lifelike chatty cathy

won't someone yank out her string

worse than shawn spencer would ever pretend to be 

what's her fukin problem

i'm sure she wll pound it into our underserving pea brains

the one and only 

thank goodness

white house press secretary karoline leavitt

no questions   no questions

NO FUKIN QUESTIONS 

YOU'RE 3rd LEVEL FAKE PRESS

I SAID NO FUKIN QUESTIONS

"Water, water everywhere, nor any drop to drink"

the rime of the ancient mariner