splish splash

splish splash

splish splash

i want to take a bath

the waters too hot

it's all i got

nope not worth a fight

i had some soap 

hangin on a rope

i had my rubber ducky toy 

oh what joy

oh it's saturday nite

i get in the tub

rub-a-dub-dub

i'm gonna scrub

then get some grub

it'll make everything alright

splish splash i'm takin a bath

oh dear leader

you're quite the bleeder

ya lost your ear

didn't show fear

then ya realized just how

close it was

and pissed your pants

while 

the maganuts 

began to cheer

USA USA USA

i said get me outta here

if i drank i'd drink some beer

oh melania dear

please lay near 

me my ice queen

please don't be 

so mean

i'll come clean

soon as i finish

doin my preen

trust me honey

i did pay money

to play pokey pokey

it ain't no jokey

but honestly

you're better in bed than her

who cares if she's a pro

please don't make me go

play by myself

oh splish spash

USA USA USA

ok people

give karoline  a break

she's bringing great news 

and a*s kissing 

to a dismal situation.

'without president trump's intervention 

the people of california 

have been victimized 

by 

gov newsome and his 

WOKE practices 

including the DEI GRIFT!

the democrats 

are once again 

sabotaging all our efforts 

to 

SAVE & MAKE AMERIKA GREATER THAN BEFORE!'

but but but ...

'AGAIN PEOPLE! 

PRESIDENT TRUMP SAVED CALIFORNIA 

from burning up!'

ok she is kinda on the edge 

of wacko!

pay attention! 

TRUMP iz NOT OUR FRIEND! 

HE IZ the ENEMY!

QUESTION? ... how many rubbers will $50M buy?

all this and not one

@*$*_ITDAMNFRIGIN

objectional word!