respect yourself

get your respect on!

in silent protest

i surrendered 

voluntarily i did

to my unhealthy want

i had me 

a honey bun

i'm not ashamed 

i'm

loaded up with 

processed white sugar

and

stuff i never heard of

i thought about

getting an 

RC COLA

and a 

MOON PIE

THAT

would do the trick!

NOPE!

don't need

don't want it

good boy

now go take a nap!

i'm all 

sugared up!

i can feel it!

good boy

now go take a nap!

respect yourself

what iz it with the wealthy?

 always pushing their fat asses in our face!

always being a dik waiting on a tater!

men like

donnie boy

elon the peon 

and 

zuck the schmuck 

don't have the balls 

they think they do!

EUNUCHS! ONE and ALL!

still keeping my promise 

to grannie about not kussin so much.

 this morn she sent me a text saying 

'give 'em hell boy! 

FUK 'EM ALL!' 

'I GOT YOUR SIX KIDDO!'

i knew she had it in her!

and speakin of 

NO NUTS! 

chuck schumer ... wtf dude?

what a cave-in!

how 'bout that asshat hegseth 

and the 

loud mouthed bondi?

what about them? 

EXACTLY 

what about them? 

neither will last 6 months

before they get

a donnie boy 

'YOU'RE FIRED!'

HA! HA!

a btw! ... enjoy the last freedom weekend

go out! never mind the weather

make your favorite lunch!

go have a pic-a-nic!!

use real tableware!

tear the tag off your pillow and/or mattress!

throw 2 or 3 empty beer cans on your front lawn ... leave 'em there until? 

UNTIL

somebody says something!

wear non-matching socks!

wear your t-shirt inside out!

just do something not normal for you

express yourself!

respect yourself!

yeah!

what they said. 

respect yourself!