CRY BABY

NO CRYING!

Cry Baby 

once again my word choice my candor my lack of civility has been brought to my attention

look ... i am who i am

you've visited my thing here several times, each with a not so favorable comment

i cannot guarantee my words the words i've chosen will not cause you ... discomfort?

there must be reason(s) you seem to have a problem with my writes

don't read them honey!

ok i've been kinder to you than most but your recent comment earns no gold stars for your refrigerator 

i've been to my archives and returned with my reply to you 

a return visit to that written for another 

enjoy if you can for tomorrow you will be blocked

silly silly girl

oh silly silly misinformed mouthy girl

let me explain let me give it a twirl

you called me the champion a dumb f**k

ha! i say you wish but no such luck

after your last visit i'm happy to report

my junks still here both skinny and short

no it is not long or way past my knee

but know that it works when i need to pee

set down that bag you're dragging that bag of c***s

fear not little one you do not want mine as it comes with a shock

a c**k requires much room much tending much care

washing and using manscaping no more hair

make sure you understand the rules of engagement you see

make sure to not shake it more than twice after you pee

for it may surprise you and give rise

to an untimely moment you cannot disguise

for when the c***s become hardened as steel 

it will give danger to the holder it will

least you be the rightful biological owner

it's really quite simple it's only a boner

it sometimes gives pleasure to woman or girl

fear not collector of c***s you will never get a whirl

so i say go back to your safe haven don't hesitate

the day grows shorter you might be late

i'll be ok as time alone by myself i spend a lot

whether it pleases you or pleases you not

thank you good night

i'll be here ALL week!

make sure to tip your waitress and the bartender

tips?

plant your corn early

HA!

Reviews

[Thomas W Case]

Great work. Funny and powerful.

[Glenda]

Yeah, I have a tip for ya!
Remind people (critics) when a painting of Christ was put in a vat of piss. They called it "art" and for the sake of art there are "no restrictions".
I like your "style", kiddo!
xG