kan i get a 'hell yea!' ?

just a hot soak will do ...

kan i get a 'hell yea!' ?

can i make can i take

a breath or two

i kamp on the river

pan for gold

like i'm ever gonna find

fortune

la fortuna the fortune

that friends is what i shall name my boat

and once again i can don my captain speak

rrrrrrrrrr matey bite me krank!

a third exhale

there is hope all is well

my conscience knows better

it's a fukin trap

the days of peaceful rest

of bountiful dreams

and the good s**t 

fairy tales are made of

are gone!

HA! 

it is the sugar and spice that keeps many entertained

just the thought

makes my bad teeth hurt badder

what in the hell is going on?

maybe this is a great time

to start drinking again

nah! 

pack a bowl instead ... pack two!

company may show up 

do ya ever notice that one guy showing up with a beer in his hand

then sneaking off and gets himself one

somehow his presence is always there when another

is buying a round

then that same some b***h

always bogarts?

and all i wanted to do was inhale exhale

have some fun

i think i'm gonna build myself

a new hotfukinrod!

race for pink slips!

varoom! varoom!

seeya bye!

somethin stinks

ain't

my sneaks!