dem dog daze ...

weather alert people weather alert! flaring temps raging temperaments it's gonna be HOT! HOT! HOT!

dem dog daze

Weather Alert

Excessive Heat Warning issued July 6 at 7:31AM EDT until July 6 at 8:00PM EDT by NWS 

Dangerously hot conditions with heat index values up to 110 expected. 

don't seem to get as much porch time 

since 

the dog days of summer decided 

let's go pizz on their porches just because we are asshats

and 2-3 weeks earlier than last few years!

do you have any idea just how miserable it is in the caribbean sea?

it is HOT! and getting HOTTER!

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we interrupt ... your favorite program 

TAP! TAP! TAP!

hello

I'M A COP! I'M A COP! 

ROLL DOWN YOUR WINDOW! NOW!

hey man ... no need to be hostile, man

ROLL DOWN YOUR WINDOW! NOW!

sure thing pal ... howz that?

THAT'S ONLY 2" ROLL THE WINDOW DOWN NOW!

no thank you, i don't feel safe sir. 

your demeanor your attitude dude. 

i don't feel safe

ROLL THE WINDOW DOWN NOW MUTHERFUKER!

BOTH HANDS ON THE WHEEL NOW!

SHOW ME YOUR HANDS! 

SHOW ME YOUR HANDS NOW!

I.D. NOW! I.D. NOW!

KEEP YOUR HANDS ON THE WHEEL!

I.D HANDS I.D. HANDS HANDS! HANDS!  NOW!

wtf man? i.d. hands i.d. hands wtf man.

make up your mind please? please sir please!

DON"T SPEAK LIKE THAT YOU LITTLE SHITBAG!

HEAR MY WORDS! HANDS WHEEL I.D. NOW!

NOW!

but sir ...

QUACK! QUACK! QUACK! 

QUACK! QUACK! QUACK!QUACK!QUACK!QUACK!

QUACK!

BEING A SUSPICOUS PUNK IN PUBLIC 

ON PUBLIC SIDEWALK AFTER MIDNIGHT

 

QUACK! QUACK! QUACK!

STOP RESISTING!

STOP RESISTING!

AIN'T SO GODDAMN SMART NOW ARE YA PUNK!

AIN'T SO SMART NOW ARE YA!

NOT THEN NOT NOW ... PUNK!

HEAR ME NOW S**T-FOR-BRAINS?

STOP RESISTING A*****E! ...  HA!

QUACK! QUACK! QUACK! 

CLICK!

RELOAD! RELOAD! RELOAD!

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In tonight's TOP STORY we go LIVE to the steps of the police station on main street downtown

charlie & liz 

what a tragedy what a horrible horrible sad sad story took place tonight downtown tonight ... i need a sec friends

OK!

SAD SAD SAD STORY TONIGHT MEAGHEAN,  

SAD STORY! 

over to you CHARLIE!

THANK YOU LIZ! 

WHAT HAPPENED? WE DON"T KNOW! 

BUT AS YOU CAN SO PLAINLY SEE AT THIS SAD SAD LOCATION ...

THAT IS WHY WE ARE HERE!

 

TO FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENED!

THAT IS WHAT WE DO THANK YOU!

HOW 'BOUT YOU LIZ?

OK? ... WHAT HAPPENED?

SOME HOTHEAD PIG SHOT A GUY FOR DISOBEYING LAWFULL ORDERS! 

PUBLIC USE OF CURSING WORDS!

DISRESPECTING AN OFFICER OF THE LAW!

NOT RESPONDING TO LAWFULL ORDERS! 

I.D. HANDS! I.D. HANDS!

BEING AN UNIDENTIFIED SUSPICOUS UNKNOWN SUSPECT

WALKING ON PUBLIC SIDEWALK AFTER THE SUN GOES DOWN!

AND WORST OF ALL? 

THE SUSPECT DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG! 

NOTHING WRONG!

WHAT HAVE WE BECOME PEOPLE?

back to you charlie ...

I GOT NOTHIN GIRLS! I GOT NOTHIN!

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we interrupt your favorite program so we can bring you this sad sad news

tonight, over in 

SHOUTDOWN TOWN 

OVER IN SHOUTDOWN TOWN

SAD SAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad news!

wtheck! huh?

we have been hacked people we have been hacked!

nothing more than lower case from now on! ... forever!

word from the govenor's office

WATCH YOUR CAP LOCKS GOOD CITIZENS and SUCH!

STARTING MONDAY!

ALL CAP LOCK KEYS ARE OFF LIMITS!

IT WILL BE AGAINST THE LAW TO REFUSE TO COMPLY!

ALL FUTURE WHATEVERS WILL NOT HAVE A 

cap lock key

use lower case people ... it's not so rude

we now return control of y0^2ur 

my vote counts 

your vote counts

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