me donnie & tony hawk makes threeA Chapter by keithi stand corrected! HUH?me donnie & tony hawk makes three i stand corrected! HUH? k ... oh maaaaaaaaan donnie was right! the wealthy need to keep being wealthy even at the expense of the truly impoverished! t ... FUK THE LITTLE MAN I SAY! THEY BREED LIKE GERBILS! THERE WILL ALWAYS BE MORE POOR POORER POOREST! WE OWN THEM! LET'S EXPLOIT THEM TIME AND TIME AGAIN! LIFE TIME APPOINTMENTS? HA! I GOT'EM! k ... BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR BOYZ! even the worst of the lot have more than enough wiggle room to keep digging their hole deeper tony ... YO! SK8ERS! t here! k ... what up t? tony ... yo big wheels! k ... BRO! tony ... FAM! k ... hungry? korean tacos? tony ... WTF? k ... like korean b b q fool! tony ... any good? k ... makes a poo poo plater look like fine dining experience on the same level as microwave gas station sandwiches of course t ... HUH? did someone say lunch? k ... you heard me pal t ... don't call me pal i ain't your pal! do you know who i am? k ... does it matter? t ... call me sir goddamnit! call me sir! everybody calls me sir! k ... i'd rather call saul t ... who? is that another of your commie fascist pals? your antifas? and who is this sk9er? k ... no! it's 8 sk8er! and that is the greatest sk8er ever! tony hawk dude! tony hawk! t ... who? never heard of him must be a foreigner! hey!? you got a green card mister? show me your card! when did you get here? who dropped you off? long walk in the dessert? or maybe just maybe ... a very long swim!?! show me your green card! whose job are you here to take? whose? k ... whatever you think cadet bone spurs see ya t ... i made my point tony ... sure did big wheels hasta la vista amigo! k ... yo! t ... who the fuk waz that? he never called me sir? not even once? fukin commie fascist b*****d! you are on my list mister whoever you are! you are on my retribution list! tony ... let's take this detoured convo in a different way slow your roll dude! de-escalate eh? how long has it been since you realized you do have little hands? how long donnie? t ... what? what the ... ? i ain't your dude! i've been told your buddy big wheels attacks me on a regular basis tony ... more like every write! fuk donnie this! fuk donnie that! fuk donnie! t ... call me sir goddamnit! ... SIR! tony ... DUDE!?! don't have a cow man! are you really gonna buy that 'sex wax'? t ... why? this is a surf shop ... sidewalk surfer shop! can't i have some fun? hey melania dearest .... look what i got us honey pie sweetiekins ya want another kid? m ... keep your damn sex wax off me little hands! baron! baron! come rescue mommie ... come rescue mommie! b ... do i have to? t ... do what your mother sez! b ... like you do dad? begging? hold my hand dear ... please? you are destroying my street crit woman! m ... that's it peckerhead! i'm not going anywhere sweetikins! i'm staying just to make you suffer! b***h! now give me your newest black card mommie needs a pair or three of new shoes! can you say jimmy cho? t ... oh my mistress ... can we bring out the toys tonight? huh? ... please? b ... yea mom crack that whip! let's see just how many tricks your one trick pony show can actually do! m ... OK! anything for you my dearest boy let's see how much it takes to max out donnie's card! mommie will always be here for you baby! CRACK! CRACK! CRACK! t ... thank you mommie may i have another? a sneak peak of what's next ... part du g ... dear that damn dog of yours b ... what now george? g ... that damn dog of yours ... millie is it? just took a dump in my office smack dab in the middle of the seal! b ... and? g ... and? b ... i run this house george herbert walker i run this house don't get no attitude with me! i'll show ya what for! g ... this is the peoples house! b ... oh don't have a cow george! btw jeb and w are coming for dinner and YES! we are having broccoli with cheese sauce! AGIN! you will eat everything on your plate or no dessert for you mr president! g ... in trouble now in trouble now! but but but !?!? b ... that's enough go wash up before the boys get here g & j ... DAD! WHERE ARE YOU? COME OUT COME OUT WHEREVER YOU ARE! g ... sssssshhhhhhhhh! ... your mother is having another one of her ... b ... george boys DINNER'S READY! g ... too late boys too late! call sam he knows all about stress his damn wife likes to fly flags upside down! sam will know what to do! rrrriiiiiinnnnngggggggggggggg! ... 911 ... what's the emergency? g ... she's making us eat brocolli again 911 ... we know mr president a bolo was issued earlier for the veggie delivery guy but ... your wife called and ... b ... put the phone down george g ... yes mother j ... how do i always get involved? things were so much easier when you were a drunk dear brother! so much easier! peaceoutmyfoolishfriendspeaceout! another BoldAzzKrazinezz free product © 2024 keith |
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Added on June 28, 2024 Last Updated on June 28, 2024 Authorkeithnowhere you would want to knowAboutwho i am, what i be ... i write about that from which many shy. i am not afraid. i know the costs of living life for all it's worth. i am but complicatedly simple. i sing the words of no fear and ce.. more..Writing
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