vanna ... pat ... big green thang! YIKES!

notgonnatellyanogonna!

we interrupt your read folks

i know i had promised another 'taylor ... donnie boy' adventure but honestly, i couldn't find a video of any of her songs that i liked

yep i lied

i tried but nothing nothing nothing !

i could not find a song of hers that i would post HA!

APRIL FOOLS FOOLS 2025 !!! ... plan ahead HA!

vanna ... pat ... big green thang! YIKES!

V   are you happy now pat?

P   vanna i am never happy

V   except when we drink margaritas for lunch YEOW!

P   i hear ya how many did we have? 4 ... 6 ... 10?

V   well let's see hhhmmmmmmmm

V   i flashed the bar twice and the bartender once ... so that makes uh ... uh ... lots pat lots

P   oh hell i don't feel so good i think i'm gonna puuuuuuuuu ... uuuk! oh s**t that is nasty

 got any tic-toc?

V   tic-tac not tic-toc ... come on we got 4 more tapings today

P  i sure hope these newbies aren't as dumb as the last ... dummies! HA!

V   now now mr sunshine now now ... let's get going ... come on!

P  ooooooooooo ..... oooooooooooow stop spinning the room vanna i want to get off!

V   put a sock in it loverboy ... and quit pinching my a*s huh?

P   but your a*s is great!

V   that's what you said about my tits yesterday

P    i know

V   i said stop pinching my a*s!

P   huh? i'm not ... ssssshhhhhhh! quiet! listen ....

V   hear anything?

P   yeah YOU!

V  that's not what i mea ...... what the ? ... 

NOW NOW LITTLE LADY ... keep your shirt on

P   who's there? i can't see ... i'm blind i can't see!

V    open your eyes pat open your eyes!

P   ok ... damn i can see!

V   how did i get myself into this ... again? how?

I RESCUED YOU!

P   rescued me? from who?

NOT YOU HER ... I RESCUED HER ... VANNA!

P   and who are you?

CAN'T YOU TELL? WHY I"M CAPTAIN CRUNCH! and these are my gay men ... CRUNCHIES!

MAGICALLY DELICIOUS!

V   no no no! you are not MAGICALLY DELICOUS 

you ain't no damn cookie baking tree huggin elves!

THAT"S NOT WHAT YOU SAID LAST TIME VANNA DEAR NOT LAST TIME!

P   she's tippsy so ya have to spell it out for her

HUH?

P   like on the show ... they spin she sashays to and fro ... her a*s jiggles her

V   pat! not now you horny beast of a man not now!

HELLO REMEMBER ME FOLKS REMEMBER ME?

V   what? no i don't remember you

P   yeah she don't remember you big guy!

V   thank you pat but i can take up for myself ...now who are you again big guy?

I"M CAPTAIN CRUNCH! BUT YOU CAN CALL ME FRED OR JOHN OR JAMES OR 

CAPTAIN MUNCH ! GET IT ? CRUNCH MUNCH ? NO ?

P   i'm dying over here people ... hello?

V   keep your pants on pat! really pat keep your pants on!

P   but i gotta pee ... don't look don't look!

IS THIS GUY FOR REAL?

V   yep he's for real

P    yea for real! not like your ...

V   pat! knock it off! knock it off! 

THAT'S NOT WHAT YA TOLD ME!

V  when?

THE OTHER NIGHT WHEN I WAS MEESIN WITH YOUR Ts AND As HA!

V   ssssssssshhhhhhh! he'll hear ya!

P   who vanna who?

V   nobody pat nobody ... go get your makeup done ... NOW!

LITTLE ROUGH ON THE LITTLE GUY AREN'T YA GIRL?

V  really? ya just gotta go there don't ya? well? don't ya?

and i want my letterboard back ... this using a chalkboard is getting old

I'LL TRADE YA

V   trade me? for what?

P   someone that don't talk so much?

V   wait a minute ... aren't you that jolly green giant guy and not some captain this or that?

WHAT? WHO SNITCHED ?

V   nobody ... you're half naked and green and ...  what's that? are you ?

do you have a ? oh gosh you do ... 

you do oh boy do you ever! and it's so green !

i remember your member i remember !

P   quit whoring vanna quit whoring vanna

V   cougar hungry ! gotta get what i need !!!

WANNA GO GET A DRINK SWEETIE?

V   never thought you would ask

P   help! help! i can't get my pants up i can't ... oh crap!

number 2 number 2 over here number 2

i need some tp ! I NEED SOME ... HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHH ?

did someone say tp? 

i need some tp for my bunghole!

peaceoutfools

BoldFaceKrazinezz

Reviews

[Thomas W Case]

Funny stuff. Extremely creative. Great work.

[keith]

sarcasm and comedy are great partners that allow me to jump off imagination mountain and embrace what may be ... imagination is my bullet train to creativity
isn't the goal of the poet/author/writer etc to be able to write about any and all subjects
that's what i do here

the introduction to my profile iz ...
'i write about that from which many shy'

it's a 'i know it's water i know it's wet and matters not how deep it is because 's**t' floats!

how can we be good effective writers if we never venture beyond that of familiarity

damn man you are my most often visitor!
i appreciate that

[Thomas W Case]

I agree and you are welcome.