taylor ... donnie boy

taylor ... donnie boy

friendly warfare !?

welcome ! ... welcome ! ...welcome !

welcome to slam-a-rama 911 !!!

america's #1 

don't give a damn b***h slap'n jambaree

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are you ready?

i said are you ready?

is this thing on?

huh? ok

ladies and sperm slingers everywhere!

in this corner twice impeached 

six times bankrupt champion

recognized worldwide as a grifter 

he cannot tell the truth ... always lies

the man that wishes he had a good 6

mr 'i've been married 3 times

i cheated on all 3

i branded them with my spawn ... all 5 i think ? 

i don't recall'

the original maga maggot

loyal friend to none

an international embarrassment 

for the usa in all points around the world

mr 'i'd screw my oldest daughter if she weren't my daughter'

thankfully not wearing shorts or wife beater shirt

the one the only 

thank all goodness

'no touch donnie boy'

and in the other corner wearing something leggy and sparkly

the toast with the most

ms taylorswwwwwwwwiiiiiiiift!!! 

i wear iron clad panty hose

i have been doing kegils for 20 years and my thighs will snap your hands off like day old pretzels

hear me mr grab 'em by the  ...

do you know who i am?

you do realize i have more cash and less debt than you and can prove i am a billionaire

my concerts in australia drew 96,000 for one day

288k for three days 

and by the way mr 'you're fired'!

you may have your maga maggots

you may dream of being a dictator

you may believe you are invincible

well ...let me set the record straight 

I AM TAYLOR SWIFT !

my army of swiffers are mostly women 

and we know well how 'small' your attention span is

i can get sixty plus thousand of my fans to pony up 

mucho dinero a year in advance to see me

and you?

you can't buy enough actors to fill a basketball gymnasium

need i mention the NFL LOVES ME!

HA! HA! 

TAKE THAT YOU TWO TONE WALKING DISASTER!

you brag about supporting the UAW ... 

you don't drive 

you don't own an american made automobile

can you even change a tire?

hold on little lady ...

australia huh? their toilets run backwards ... and they talk funny

and you little lady ... you are NOT my type!

no meat all bone

no honey you're not my type

you're too white honey too damn white

you ain't my type sister

joe biden didn't do anything for you little girl 

and never will

don't be ungrateful

endorsing joe biden would be disloyal to the man who made you so much money

oh mr prez you did nothing but sign a bill with your 

attention-grabbing sharpie

been making any weather forecast lately? ... didn't think so

the house and senate worked this deal 

not you blow hard!

not you!

DING ! ... DING ! ... DANG !

i ain't no ho

i just like men!

in our next episode

'donnie gets tied in a knot ... taylor breaks a song'

coming soon !

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