huck fin & santa

ball & chain

huck fin

& 

santa

yo yo fat man! howz your belly hangin?

what? who the f bomb are you?

i'm your huckelberry!

huh?

WOW! don't you know everybody?

don't you have a naughty nice list?

HO HO HO!

well yes i have a list 

an address book 

a sleigh maker ... need a new one every year ... high stress high mileage with 

minimal re-entry heat damage 

and a poison cookie detector

HO HO HO!

poison cookie detector?

yea that red nose reindeer with white tail antlers mule deer body a fly high attitude notions and a  w c fields red honker!

he didn't last long

i hear he's picking up a few sideline gigs ... scale or less

one or two seasonal cartoons a claymation short documentry 

HO HO HO!

he was always complaining about one thing or another ...

paid time off

better room and board

union

no heavy loads 

to tell the truth ... i think he did the BIG C or maybe he juiced

i don't know!

don't get me to lying!

HO HO HOs they are all HOs

why not? you lie to the kids

pretending to bring gifts toys and new underwear

comin down the chimney ... not your fat a*s!

BIG C? yeah right! not on the wages you pay ... do they get perdium?

and how about the toy makers

i hear they work in sweat shops ... not sweat exactly but you know

never get a raise always have an impossible deadline

and worst of all? cold cold cold working conditions

now hold on troublemaker what makes you a business expert?

i have a painting company

houses barns cars custom train car graffiti ... and fences my favorite

not whitewash but glidden ... top shelf!

i hear you have slave labor and a up the river guide service!

NO! NOT SLAVE LABOR! 

poverty level wages of course ... gotta make a buck

two bits

four bits

six bits

a dollar

all for poverty stand up and holler!

you're the one with a fleet of rafts!

i like the lazy days of summer ... what can i say?

a full cooler a pi-a-nic basket shirley temple or maybe even darla

now that's one hot dame

i hear she married buckwheat ... broke spanky's heart

speakin of ... 3 way by-pass 2 minor strokes

he ain't around no more

his ticker was not a timex!

so whatz the deal with the pipe?

smelly ... smells like 10 to 20!

420?

man has to escape now and then

so look ... i got some rock star greenery

or how bout some russian red but i must warn ya

inferiority and short man syndrome are side effects

and some cheap cheap cheap alabama ditch weed

i grow my own pal i grow my own ... white lights ... northern lights ... summer sun

green krack ... bubble gum ... o g diesel

i got the lights!

but i will take some reds

reds?

yeah the pills janice was tossing down like M & Ms

ball and chain

sing it sister sing it!