not a smile

not a smile ... turned upside down

ok people!

this notion

this idea of

rabbits delivering eggs

has to stop!

the very idea rabbits lay 

colored hard boiled eggs 

has to stop!

seriously!

do you realize yet understand

the errors of your ways?

not to mention the impossibilities

the absurdly ridiculous notion 

of the pain involved?

jelly beans fake grass

marshmallow peeps

edible chocolate bunnies

how sad it is

didn't the antics of a crazed king 

shouting satisfy your need?

and this act gluttony ... why so much food

how about some green salad

fresh fruits

throw in some carrot sticks & ranch dressing

or my favorite 'ants on a log'!

slip in a sweet potato pie

BHAM!

happy happy happy!

slow your roll people ... think of your kids

think about the adult jelly bean addicts

they have earned their fix

jelly bellies are NOT the best HA!

Reviews

[Chris Shaw]

Such a fun read on a serious subject. Love your illustrations. That poor rabbit laying eggs ha ha certainly has a pained expression. I don’t fancy your ants on a log:) I think I’ll pass on that one. Doing my best to lose half a stone. Too much comfort eating over the winter months. It!s gotta come off:) Hope you are ok friend.

Chris

[keith]

appreciate the read friend
i can still write like this when the notion backs me into the corner HA!
it serves it's purpose giving me a break from the dismal state of our ways
gives me time to sit with the cat and watch this rock hurl itself thru the dark of space
shame that a few asshats distract from the wonders of it all while serving a generous serving of humility
pece to you and yours friend

we will persevere!