ghandhi & genghis

chance meet?

ghandhi & genghis

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2 travelers on the same roadway in opposite directions

the freeway was closed for repairs

a single lane bridge spans the steep sided deep ravine

both weary travelers arrive at the bridge about the same time

both look to the other wondering ...

what? 

who is this blocking the other end?

one traveler is a mongolian conqueror

the other a pacifist 

move outta my way or face the rath of my armies demands the warrior

certainly replies the pacifist come the bridge is yours to travel

who the fuk are you to give me directives pipsqueak?

why i am ghandi mahmatma ghandi

i am a man of peace although i must advise you i am a lawyer a very effective lawyer

oh yeah?

i good sir am the fiercest mutherkiller ever!

i rape ... i pillage ... i do indeed plunder!

i have conquered most of the known world

i am but one ... my armies are in the millions

my cartel is bigger than your cartel

ok ... my cartel are poor hungry beaten down sub humans

as i was sayin ... i am the ghengis khan!

move skinny man you block this fearsome warriors way

i do not tolerate insolence very well

it would be in your favor to not aggravate me ... at all

now move to the side so i can pass 

hang on there brother

i am a man of non-violence

i have turned my cheeks so many times there is not much left to be had

oh boo effin hoo

cry me a friggin river bucky

what's with the sheet? klan meet?

please pass sir

i mean no trouble unless there is necessary trouble to be made

again i am a peaceful man

whoa! do you stink or what

when was the last time you bathed or washed your sheet?

i do not bathe or eat cow

i do wash my feet most often ... gotta give the ole dogs a rest off cool down here and there

the cow is our sacred being

haven't your ever read national geographic magazine?

is that the one with naked boobies?

i only bathe in the blood of my enemies

and cows are bbq pal ... b-b-q pal 

i get sweet baby ray's sauce at costco's

naked boobies? huh? what?

yeah ... maybe, sometimes

i'm a sam's club kinda guy

they have good sheets

eqyptian cotton high thread count ... very high thread count

many colors many patterns

it's a challenge to choose which so i opt for the easiest ... white

i like me some naked boobies

nothin like naked boobies to calm one down after a fierce slaughter or two

best part?

home plate! i get to get my funk on with the mothers of my hundreds of spawn

hundreds? spawn? do you by chance know anyone in the big apple?

HA! i don't like americans

they think no they believe they are better than most

just ask the locals just ask the imprisoned black men ... they know!

it is a sin to take one for granted denying their rights ... their god given rights

god given rights? what god?

the one that flooded the planet sparing only one extended family from drowning?

ordered them to ship out on a boat full of animal s**t?

or the one promising virgins as reward? 

no no no i want women of experience

i got no time for training

i gotta work hard supporting all the hundreds of kids i have donated much sperm

worship who you will

i live by war and war alone

i am a brutal emperor .... millions have been slain by my hand

but i have great respect and value for the women's leadership!

i have to ... they do have my brats don't they?

we must be kind in spirit and deed

we must stand for the rights of all men

all men!

so you do the bbq thing? how does cow bbq taste? how does cow taste?

hey we should get together sometime

ya know bring the families and such

play some games throw some shrimps on the barbie eat some cow sing like no one is listening dance like we don't care dance until the rest come home HA!

perhaps there will be poems written and songs sung about us

who knows? who knows indeed?