freeverse NOT freebird

make up your mind already

don meredith - turn out the lights ... the party's over

freeverse NOT freebird

let's turn off their lights

all the lights all their nights

poor fuks can't read anyway

nobody's loss i'd bet

your point is annoying

well annoying to me 

this pocket change free

the other whichever one that might be

leaks gold dust like sugar free 

stuff

oh get tough you whimpy whimp

i thought you said coffee black

not coffee flavored sugar free

OW! my teeth hurt from the rust collection in my braces

no stainless grill here

cheap a*s aluminum

every thing is done wrong

you  charge me then restrain me

because you have a suspicion 

i am suspicious

but please please please

don't call me earl

my life is complicated enough as it is

don't need nope nope nope

hope soap don't elope

let's dance like fools

cause we got four left feet

spinnin twirlin goin roun in circles

never catchin our tail

life is indeed work

no free ride guilt free no way

hang ten the racist surfer was known to say

nah nah let's make it a dozen it's cheaper

scrooge mc nugget would  plead

what say you now or yesterday

will you say it tomorrow

or next day after next day

runnin round in round circles

is this how doc holiday really died

nope he swallowed a huckleberry too green

tore right slam through him that fateful day

oh crap i don't wanna be your huckleberry

please

pleas 

plez

he dared say

polo hoy 

las plumas manana  

chicken today

feathers tomorrow

now that makes a fine pillow

hey amigo what you say

how many hours

in a 24 hour day

how many stars in the shy of midnight

or

sweet dreams soured nightmares

and the like

why not daytime ponies instead

why do you poke fun

poke the bear

play the poker all night

you don't need money

the baby she got new shoes

strip no more her mommie don't do

dad still useless in the way

lazy s**t he is 

he just don't care

never wanted to get married raise a family

3 kids one dog

crappy job low wages

boss is an a*s but aren't they all

never let a boss be bossy to me

i'm only selling time 

mine

not my blood not family

only sweat equity

i only wanted to get laid not buried

who woulda thunk

i had such powerful spunk

only took one time before 

a slime like me 

took some poor girl's

virginity

stole her hope 

her good 

her bad 

her nasty dreams and all

funny it ain't how it be

comes back at ya when ya 

least expect

when ya ain't paying attention

no vigilance does one see

who knows who is on your six

oh yeah i forget they can't read

so it is a probability

a safe bet 

countin cipherin just like jethro 

ain't their thang either

thanks again sports fans

always well most ways 

ok not always 

a pleasure to see ya not it is not you see

i'm either drunk or high maybe both

dont ask i'm too far between the sheets to know to tell

now ain't that just swell

now what dressin did ya say and do ya want saltines

ya know crackers not krackers 

like ron don and matt do they be

north and central and middle

from one end to another

all together where woke comes to die

hello

better woke than comotose

yeah that's right

da south is gonna rise again it will

ok whatever you say

i'm taking a nap

peace but fukya anyway 

no no no don't start this crap up again

wonder how bad startin down could be

so back to my question if ya pleas or don't

what kinda dressin ya want on your

word salad

for here or to go hon

Author's Note

peace fools!