whatup shaggy?

itain'tpoetreeduh?

attention! ATTENTION! CLass!

tonights feature staring ole bogie himself

in the 'white house' ... HUH?

was he presid ... HEY! .... wait a minute now!

just who do you think you are talking to? HUH?

i'll tell ya pal

ME! that's who! now back to work polishing all 

those wine glasses for all these guests 

that aren't here yet

but polish anyway!

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so the sunset was like no other

of course not FOOL!

each one is all it's own ... kinda like a snowflake

none are like any other but when they melt ... water, it all looks alike! FOOL!

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old mc donald was questioned today by walker county sheriff hershel ... uh ..... dare i say it?

walker, shreiff hershel walker

yes he asked the farmer some questions

mr farmerman, have you see any cows that are really bulls?

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according to richard 'my face is on fire' pryor 

former heavy weight champion leon spinks was quoted

as saying ...

'have you ever seen a dollar and fifty cents of cocaine'

KNOCK KNOCK

who is it?

leon

what do you want?

about a dollar and fifty cents worth of cocaine

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whoa trigger 

what is that over there?

is that gabbies jeep?

wait ... is that dale with him

what are they doing?

does he have his pants down 

around his ankles?

now hold on roy

one question at a time

i'm not mr ed!

cymbal crash!

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thank you too much

i'll be here all week

please be sure to tip your lovely waitresses

uh honey! bring me another drink

get it yourself dean

i ain't your girl of the week!