four way

what it sez

four way

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one

the air tastes foul

acidic and off keel

the captain has left the bridge

all is lost!

abandon ship! abandon ship!

she takes on water

in gluttonous way

owner stays refusing to leave

his pride his joy

a mate stands in service

joining his employer

dedication to his dollars

all is not lost

she refuses to become

another souvenir

for the ocean

captain looks for work

mate wears epilates of 

command

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tu

help me! help me!

somebody help me!

bam bam ... bam bam!

pipe down! 

me and the old lady 

are trying to get some rest

after we screwed ourselves

silly!

HA HA HA HA!

HEY! both of yalls SHUT UP DAMNIT!

the banging on the shared walls

informs the guest tenant

their s**t 

will not be tolerated

i need help! PLEASE!

HEY! SHUT THE HELL UP B***H!

HELP YOURSELF!

angers rise

surprise surprise

police come 

what the hell is going on here?

otis ... is that you?

you dumbass

of course it's me

who else would be doing this

go on go outside

let me get my pants on

barney

hush up now

andy ain't gonna like this

sitting naked eating cheetos 

in a bean bag 

watching japanese anime

naked ... cheetos ... bean bag ... anime

andy ain't gonna like this

no sirreeeeeeeeeeee not one bit

hey barney

yes

go fuk yourself

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#3

hot humid summer day

rise early get chores done

afore the sun takes charge

slamming the planet

slamming everything as far 

as one could see

sun mighty sun won this battle

hold on there cowboy

cool of the night 

has something to say

kool it chill out

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fou

because i can

not because its kool

has been still is

how i am how i roll

living potential 

is tough ride

profits just a dream

always looking for

something to eat

sleep comes anywhere

it don't care

hunger does not know

patience

not now not ever

but i am free

free from the bindings of man

independence claimed

i can go where

my thumb takes me

but that is only 

a loop memory

of days past

of times enjoyed fully

without regard of price

freedom

days of freedom

great days of freedom

never more 

ain't gonna happen

roger is right

i'm a man of means by no means

king of the road

king of the road

King Of The Road lyrics © Sony/atv Tree Publishing, Tree International