vlad & wanda #5

vlad & wanda #5

BOOM!

'VLAD!? .... 

VLAAAAAAD! ... VLAAAAAAD! WHERE ARE YOU? 

VLAAAAAAD!'

'what am i gonna do? VLAAAAAAD! please, please, please ... 

answer me vlad!'

'over here.'

'WHAT? VLAAAAAAD! WHERE ARE YOU?'

'over here. 

over here wanda, 

over here.'

'OH VLAD, i thought i had lost you! what are you doing here? i thought, i feared you had been blown up!'

'no, i was takin a piss and next thing i know ... 

i'm thrown over here and look! i pissed on my own tonys! GODDAMNIT! FUKING WAR!

come on, let's get out of here and go find your hot tub.'

'OH DAMN YOU ... i thought you were gone!'

'yeah wanda, you already told me.' let's get a move on it.'

'where are we going?'

'i know where the old Y-M-C-A is. i'm sure there is a room over there. not like there is anyone left to rent a room. and wanda, there is a pool and sauna!'

'WHAT? a pool and sauna?'

'and showers. maybe a soda or candy machine or two. come on let's get out of here before the next round of bombing!'

'but won't we still be in great danger?'

'nah, nobody in their right mind would mess with the 

Y-M-C-A !! nobody!'

'what am i gonna do with you mr jones?'

'well ... '

'OOOOOOH you dirty old man! HA! never, never, never! you ... you ... you ..............'

'i know, just trying to lighten the mood. not like it's an everyday thing, a war, a pool, a sauna, showers, snacks .... and best of all, 

Y-M-C-A !!!!!!

'soooooo which one of the villagers are you mr jones? cowboy? cop? ... huh? 

and why are you wearing cowboy boots?'

'just an old rogue russian soldier trying to stay alive. tomorrow we go to my place, it is not too far and very, very safe! 

i have food, clean linens, food ... and my kat!' 

LET"S GET OUR MOVE ON!'

'whatever you say ... pilgrim! HA!'

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