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in the beginning of time
when adam met eve
what would have happened
if eve wanted to leave
knowing what
a woman is capable of
i am sure to get laid she would
have made adam jump skip and hop
so its not our fault
if we feel powerless to women
if only adam would have put his foot down then
and let her know whoz da real boss
our ego would have never ever gone for a toss
we would be living in a much simplar world
everything would be so easy to manage
no more fights over a girl
wouldnt it be better
if u forgot about the date
when you first kissed
and not be nagged about always being late
wouldnt it be easier
if so often you wouldnt get ditched
after all we are the ones with the weapon
bag of life holds which
weapon of love and creation
people responsible for our next generation
and to think we are the ones who do all the exercise
and not just lay there with someone between our thighs
the whole system is screwed let me tell you this
to think of it, even life is a b***h