the history of deoderant or not

an odd humorous story the first installment

The history of deodorant is a long treacherous one filled with deceit, hookers, murder, even a hint of drug dealing and love likes in this tall tale of the birth of deodorant one day. them crazy critters from up north was having a shoot out in their urine soaked rags they where fighting for less urine stained clothes because deodorant hadn’t been invented yet neither had toilets.

 

So many people ran around all smelly and hobo-like until some fellow figured out clothes could be washed he was sucked off by many s***s from this awesome idea but sadly this bred jealousy he was then murdered and eaten by Hitler’s zombie.

 

Hitler’s zombie likes to cross dress and take long walks on the beach

Also long conversations about emotions and feelings but sadly zombie Hitler couldn’t get laid even when he paided hooker’s zombie Hitler eventually committed suicide by swallowing a cyanide capsule which brings us to the actual points of the story …. Maybe …..

Reviews

[WayOath]

Wow. That was hilarious. Hitler's Zombie.....and the history of deoderant. Who thinks to write about this. Funny stuff man.