the closet

Not only are boyfriends hard to find - in a pandemic - but what are you going to with one anyway??

They say they run in packs
with the mighty unicorn.
The stories bridge the boundary
between faith and Internet porn.

Oh, the elusive boyfriend.

I thought I’d hidden one in the closet,
but I rummaged top to bottom
then remembered - argh! -
I lost him last August!

Author's Note

all comments welcome

Reviews

[Gee]

There are many women who, if they could find a "toy" that would cut the grass and put out the trash, would dispense with men altogether :)

[anais.vionet]

i know =]