what drives me to drink

I've got me an old lady names sally

she's a mean and ruthless hag.

You can catch me day dreaming daily

about the day I snap.

Tell her how much I hate her.

Go and file some papers.

Get an apartment on my own.

Sit around the house.

A*s on the couch.

Just waitin' for the telephone...oh

And it's that typa' thing

that'll drive me to drink.

Pass out in my shoes.

Throw up in the sink.

When I'm drivin' to drink

I drink while I drive,

and end up with DUIs

Well, I've got me a full time torture

workin' at the factory.

Every single day I'm sittin' in the office

with my crew boss bitchin' at me.

I shouldn't have to work for some sort of jerk

who drives a Lexus covered in chrome.

At the end of this shift I think I might quit

flip him off and take the bus ride home...oh

And it's that typa thing

that'll drive me to drink.

Pass out in my shoes.

Throw up in the sink.

When I'm drivin' to drink

I drink while I drive,

and end up with DUIs