my letter to the guy who rejected my friend request on myspace

this one makes me laugh... i was so pissed when i wrote this

 

my letter to the guy who rejected my friend request on myspace

dear guy
or man or boy or dude
dear whatever non-specific male noun you prefer,

i am writing to tell you that i am mad
i am mad because you have rejected my friend request

you see, i sent you a request for the following reasons:
1) we have classes together
2) because i think you are adorable, despite your ridiculous hair

so, now i am writing to ask
why did you deny this possible friendship?

was it because you are an athlete
and i am not

is it because i am loud and opinionated
and you rarely speak, unless the professor calls on you

or is there some other reasons?
please, i would love to know

 

actually, no i don’t think i do

i mean, it is your loss
your missed chance at who knows what
your problem now

i don’t need another guy friend on myspace
i have enough already
i don’t need a guy like you because
 i am woman
you can bend but never break me

 

in spite of all of this
i still think you are adorable
no matter how amusing i find your hair

Author's Note

i rarely use capital letters or punctuation

Reviews

[reca-becca]

haha! this is cute1 this guy must really have cool hair1 lolz. nice write. =)