troll magnet

troll magnet

A Chapter by Lyn Anderson
"

I seem to have attracted a particular type

"
does he think I just fell off
the proverbial
turnip truck?

tell me what you look like

it would be helpful
if you could describe
yourself to me
in vivid reality
for my book,
just a look,
don't you see?

sure hon,
I am five foot one
and TONNES of fun ...

what? not the visual
you were hoping to score
for a late night fantasy?

I got news for you baby
no description
nor explicit depiction
of me
is necessary
you already have
all you are gonna see
a black and white
of my pretty p***y!





© 2016 Lyn Anderson


Author's Note

Lyn Anderson
If you wish to know the current identity of this particular troll, email me.
He is one of the ones from before in a new identity.

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Hilarious & caustic & appropriate! *smile* . . . Just love the way you can craft a zinger! I'll never forget how harsh my first troll felt to me . . . and I'm sure many new/young writers are similarly shaken, so your efforts are spot-on! (((HUGS)))

Posted 8 Years Ago


Lyn Anderson

8 Years Ago

They really hurt some people and scare them away. When I left for nearly a year, a lot of it had to .. read more
Hey KL, your tongue is like a double edged sword that is sharpened and always ready to chop off a trolls head anytime anywhere... and I like it!! as for him, if you save me a piece or two of him I will gladly make further pieces and then set them on fire!! btw, always liked that Ronstadt song.

anyway, I think I may have found how these mfers are able to hood wink the admins. Several of the newer antivirus software are offering a way to hide your IP address while browsing and in this way, its one computer but there is no IP address to block... it maybe that some of these trolls have this kind of software and so it is more difficult to control them except by doing what you are doing publically notifying all their current identity, plus reporting and blocking as you have done... once again it points to how it is up to us to wage this battle and not only rely on the admins...

anyway, you rock woman and we all benefit from your efforts!!! thanks KL!!!!

redzone

Posted 8 Years Ago


Lyn Anderson

8 Years Ago

I shall continue to fight the fight and vanquish Trolls, river Rats, and other such nuisances. Thank.. read more
What a wonderful way to take power away his words. Scathing and humourous, which can be uncomfortable sometimes, but here it's not, so it is extremely well balanced.

Posted 8 Years Ago


Lyn Anderson

8 Years Ago

Thank you very much. I do so like a good dig. I need to compose a troll catcher's poem book. I have .. read more
I got the same private message from this guy. I ignored it.
i think all females are targets here. Sad right?

Posted 8 Years Ago


Lyn Anderson

8 Years Ago

Yes, for sure. This one is the same as one who put some filthy reviews on my poems a while back.
Papaya

8 Years Ago

Thanks for the heads up!
BTW, I love your sharp tongue. I would hate to be on the receiving .. read more
Laughing here....LOVE this one, KL. You tell him! Empowering. These idiots who send private messages think all women will fall for them. NOT. Lydi**

Posted 8 Years Ago


Lyn Anderson

8 Years Ago

Thanks Lydia -- I am tired of the nonsense. You swat 'em away and they come back under a new guise. .. read more
Lydia Shutter

8 Years Ago

That would be nice, but it seems that will never happen.
you are a no holds barred warrior aren't you ... closing line is such a killer :) sarcasm and wit very fine weapons of choice! a straight forward poem that is smooth reading .... but like grabbing hard a stem of thorns for the guilty
E.

Posted 8 Years Ago


Lyn Anderson

8 Years Ago

I just wish there were a way these people could be controlled better by admin. Seriously, once a per.. read more
Einstein Noodle

8 Years Ago

yes ..i am not very computer savvy but one would think that would do the trick ... trolls do a lot o.. read more

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Lyn Anderson

Toronto, Ontario, Canada



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