Queen of apostroliphica

a running joke between Frieda and myself, and hell, if you don't get it, so what?

The Queen of apostroliphica
is as pretty as she can be,
she peppers her poetry
with
prophetic
kinetic
eclectic
hectic
apostrophes --
she does it with such panache
and a dash
of such style,
that it even makes
a displaced apostrophobic
smile!

Author's Note

yes yes, I know there's some made up words in here.
I searched the song out just for you Frieda!

Reviews

[Einstein Noodle]

ahahaha! so laughing along with you .. who can not love her .. and i'm actually a phobic with all punctuation's ..er s' .. im aaaa'aaaa umm'

:)
E.

[Lyn Anderson]

She is one of a kind. I have written so many poems on grammar, apostrophes, etc. and made up dozens of apostrophe words for her.

[realmwriter]

Perhaps pristine apostrophes atrophy to the point of petulance.
But baited breath be bygone era entertaining egos
Cant comprehend common cause so pause and please do protest
Put them where they should be apostrophes for you and me

I must say I really did like this one it was very fun to read.

[Lyn Anderson]

Your comments are particularly priceless, and are practically poetry in and of themselves.:)

[realmwriter]

Yur welcome and thank you

[kublakhan27]

I get it ;)

Am I at 25 characters yet?

[Lyn Anderson]

Of course you do, because you love Frieda too.

[Delmar Cooper]

There is no approximately appropriate apostrophe. Apostrophe is aprops or not. Portmanteau words, on the other hand, are infinitely variable and best served with Bordeaux.

[Lyn Anderson]

Delmar you are infinitely entertaining.

[Rene Salinas]

Enchanting stuff right here. This writing brings a smile and a laugh I found it witty clever and pretty . It even makes me want to know you out of enthusiasm. What was your number again? I missed it first time.

Sigh! KL bubbly stuff.

Thankyou

[Lyn Anderson]

Sweet. I can use more gal pals.

[Rene Salinas]

I think you just calld me a she, still debating if to feel complimented or insulted. Is a tough one on one hand My masculinity thrives in femininity but then my feminine side is way to masculine.....

[Lyn Anderson]

Well oops, I never thought to ask. If it makes you feel any better I have been called sir on here a lot. The assumption was based on two things: your name and my preconceptions based on that, and your incredible sensitivity and empathy. Often in writing we transcend gender, and that is a compliment.

[Rene Salinas]

The irony of it all KL is that God made me big and for a while i was very insecure so I made myself look even bigger. Most people when they meet me they see me they think I am a hooligan looking guy (rednecks for you?) and then I make comments about poetry people laugh ta me a lot. Oh , well

[redzone]

Someone said here at the WC something like, imagine that Frieda inspires poetry .. and i will add new apostroliphic words and this from a smiling apostrophobe.. who would have thought this possible?? OH MY the world has tilted on its axis and and all non apostrophes have fallen off ..HA!! But we love you anyway Frieda ... and KL er.. hot poem
~~redzone

[Frieda P]

Ha ha smiling apostrophobe...who knew?! 'anyway'...gee willikers, thanks! ;P

[Lyn Anderson]

Thanks. I have written many apostrophe poems in Frieda's honour, and created several apostropheisms ...

[jacob erin-cilberto]

yes, Frieda is the apostrophe queen, no doubt...
and the words are quite spicy, but go down quite smoothly---

although, the peppering makes me sneeze once in awhile...

[Lyn Anderson]

Thanks for stopping by this one. Frieda has inspired so many poems and apostrophe words since I have been here. I will get back to more reading tonight, so prepare for a binge, as I am sure I have a few to catch up on.

[Frieda P]

Ha I'll supply pretty hankies from now on jacob... :)

[Frieda P]

O M G....laughing so damn hard!! Awh, you called me perdy. ;) Never heard this song, you slay me! :D Love you too crazy woman! Too funny...

Have to dig out my fishnets now....haha

[Lyn Anderson]

I thought, what more apt for Frieda than "Girls love shoes?" -- It's also got that slinky sultry beat you like. So glad to make you laugh, you are one in an apostrophetic million.

[Frieda P]

I know, how apropos, you couldn't have found a better one, ditto, right back atcha kiddo!
read moreI know, how apropos, you couldn't have found a better one, ditto, right back atcha kiddo!

Still laughing.........

[Matching Socks]

Haha. :)
Thanks for my morning smile.

[Lyn Anderson]

You are welcome. Frieda has inspired I don't know how many apostrophe poems, and dozens of made up apostropheisms.

[Matching Socks]

Lol! Yes, she is mos def the queen.

[Frieda P]

Lol... :D You guys are making my morning brighter, thanks for the giggles!

[Matching Socks]

'ny time da'lin'