my darkest thoughts

sometimes I just think, what if ...

"Are you still homicidal?"
he asked?
and I didn't laugh.

The only thing
that stops me
is the law.

That and the fact
that I wouldn't look good
in an orange jumpsuit.

More than once,
I pictured your
crushed body
beneath the
wheel of the car.

"Oops, I had a moment,"
I would say,
"Which pedal was the brake again?"

"I really don't know
how the cyanide
got into the sugar" ...

"Some kind of toxin
in his favourite stash?
Oh, sorry I don't smoke hash"...

Next time you push me,
just remember,
the law here is pretty lenient,
and recently, I started wearing peach,
which isn't that far from orange, now is it?

Author's Note

Reviews

[Mari K]

Hahaha. This is funny in such a twisted, watch a marathon of Snapped to live vicariously type of piece. I enjoyed it.

[Lyn Anderson]

Thanks. Funny is what I was going for.

[Frieda P]

Now I recognize you...I guess I wasn't supposed to giggle at this one, but I did. I think we've all 'thought' it one time or another.

[Lyn Anderson]

Of course you were supposed to laugh. This is my funny side.:)

[jacob erin-cilberto]

love the peach not far from orange..."are you sitting comfortably?" (Moody Blues)

"Well don't, because i am plotting ways...."

[Lyn Anderson]

Thanks, I had fun writing this one.

[John Alexander McFadyen]

Oh you know how to use wit and sarcasm as bedfellows so well. This was a mix of vitriol and humour in your fluid penning 'M'. Just one question, in an orange jump suit what colour would you dye your hair?

[Lyn Anderson]

I used to dye it black. That might be too Hallowe'en. I think blonde. :)

[Kenneth The Poet]

Hilarious and disturbing.

[Lyn Anderson]

Good. That's what I was going for. Kind of like how Grandpa sidles up to the table in Texas Chainsaw Massacre ...

[Caradoc]

Wicked.

Always been a fan of writes like this. Sharpen those claws. ;)

-Cara

[Lyn Anderson]

I was inspired by recent conversation.:)

[Caradoc]

Glad I could be of service. ;) lol You created a nice piece from that.

[Lyn Anderson]

yes, thank you. I find inspiration in some rare special people on here.