man's best friend?

man's best friend?

A Chapter by Lyn Anderson
"

on walking the dog

"
It might be my dog
or it might be me,
but all of a sudden,
men are
smiling at me,

Maybe they like
the swing of his tail,
and the look on his face
as he runs beside me
picking up the pace -

One hangs his head
out the window,
another turns around,
is there dirt I didn't know
on my chest I hadn't found?

One thing for sure
I don't have to endure
an unwelcome comment
or an ugly leer --
a woof from the dog,
and the creeps disappear!






© 2016 Lyn Anderson


Author's Note

Lyn Anderson
it ain't too serious, just a funny.

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Deliciously funny write! They say babies and dogs are the easiest way to meet people. "is there dirt I didn't know on my chest I hadn't found?" GREAT line! Thanks for the smiles. Lydi**

Posted 10 Years Ago


Lyn Anderson

10 Years Ago

That's great, I love it that you had a laugh at my poem.
I'm loving this!
I'm definitely a dog person.
Smiling, Claire

Posted 10 Years Ago


Lyn Anderson

10 Years Ago

Thanks so much. I love my dog.
Lol...........you made me laugh cat :)

Posted 10 Years Ago


Lyn Anderson

10 Years Ago

Glad to have made you laugh.
hahaha, see dogs are more than man's best friend, they can also be a woman's security and comfort… that ending was hilarious and not what I expected.

Posted 10 Years Ago


Lyn Anderson

10 Years Ago

It's my favourite thing to do, a happy surprise ending.:)
I'll have to remember to carry some dog treats around with me when I go out for a walk. This was fun to read today KLGoode.

Posted 10 Years Ago


Lyn Anderson

10 Years Ago

Sometimes I have to dish up something light. Like sherbert after a heavy meal.:)
Hahaha! I love this!! And I love the picture of the dog you have. Adorable! This made me smile. xo :)

Posted 10 Years Ago


Lyn Anderson

10 Years Ago

That's my doggie! Thanks, I have many a funny story how the dog helps me ward off, or sometimes, if .. read more

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Added on June 11, 2014
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Tags: funny, humour, sexy, pick-up, men


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Lyn Anderson
Lyn Anderson

Toronto, Ontario, Canada



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